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Claim: ---------- Forwarded message --------- Brig Mian Mahmud's House In Rawalpindi Sealed. Whenever the history of 2026 is written, the following actions of the government will be emblazoned in glowing words, and stand out as uniquely heroic acts. a. Its expulsion of all Afghan refugees, men women and children, from Pakistan, to teach Afghanistan a lesson. But the lesson has still not been learned, and TTP is still coming across to cause disturbance to our "law-abiding forces", in the words of our Prime Minister. I guess, now they will further broaden the operation to include all our Pathans as well, because there is no other way out of it. When these guys are also expelled, the TTP will stop coming over because they'll have no one left to preach to. b. The spectacular and eminently successful attacks on Azad Kashmir. Being short of insurgencies, this should do wonders to fill the shortage. c. Sending Mariam Aurangzeb abroad to have a nose job done, and she, the enthusiastically driven woman that she is, getting the job done all over the place, so much so, that she caused a botox shortage. Her aim always was to draw level with her idol, Mariam Nawaz. And those who are in the know swear that she has indeed drawn level in most places, while at certain spots, she has come out even more desirable than the other Mariam. In PML circles, this is not much talked about because such comparisons are considered blasphemous. d. For arranging to allow Ishaque Dar's grandson to smuggle two foreign women into Pakistan, and then robbing them of a goodly sum of dollars to increase Pakistan's foreign exchange holdings. And finaly, raping them repeatedly so that when they lay their eggs in their own countries, the chances are that two little runts, both resembling Ishaque Dar, would emerge. What great ambassadors for Pakistan will they make, when they grow up? O what a service to the country! e. And the last great heroic act was the way its forces manoeuvred unseen and unheard, surrounded Brig Mian Mahmud's house, and then sealed it. A list of gallantry awards for the operation is being drawn up. Two Nishan i Haiders are confirmed, though their names are being held secret for now. And who pray, is Brig Mian Mahmud? Well, he is a 97 year old veteran, bent at the middle, who passed out with the first PMA Long Course, having a lifelong reputation for patriotism and integrity—just the sort of man we can do without. In his nineties, he wrote his memoirs, primarily about his experiences in the 1965 War.This is a unique book because a good eighty percent of it is based on his eyewitness accounts. And each one of these is a further testament to his integrity. And why was his house sealed? A rumour has it, that this action is expected to bring joy to the Field Marshal. And why would that be? Because, it is said, that it has been the Brigadier's firm belief that our army had no business being where it was, so it better get back to the barracks before it destroys what is left of Pakistan. Whenever he hears such blasphemy, a Hafiz can only go nuts. In short, it is to repair the nuts that the house has been sealed, and just one smile from the Field Marshal can make this happen!.

Source: Twitter/X post by @soldierspeaks