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Barry Melrose Brought Hockey Home - Defector

Sports September 11, 2026

Go ahead and listen to this. (For the real perverts, use this one; you just know you're about to stay up until 1:00 a.m. for a particularly shitty SharksMighty Ducks game.) What does it evoke? What d�...

Squirrel Leads Detroit Grounds Crew On Merry Chase - Defector

Sports July 29, 2026

On Monday the visiting Baltimore Orioles beat the Detroit Tigers by a score of something to something. This is not important. What is important is that there was a squirrel. With a squirrel's innat�...

The Yankees Had A Wretched Weekend In Boston - Defector

Sports June 30, 2026

The Dog Days of summer in the Northern Hemisphere don't officially begin until the rising of Sirius, the "dog star." This is usually mid-to-late July, and we can thank the Greeks for the canid constr�...

The Leafs Fell Ass-Backward Into Gavin McKenna - Defector

Sports May 7, 2026

At the NHL Draft lottery drawing, some of the league's most woeful, benighted, talent-free franchises came together to find out they'll be drafting third and later. Moving up to take the second pick �...

Barry Petchesky

Articles by Barry Petchesky

Barry Melrose Brought Hockey Home - Defector

Squirrel Leads Detroit Grounds Crew On Merry Chase - Defector

The Yankees Had A Wretched Weekend In Boston - Defector

The Leafs Fell Ass-Backward Into Gavin McKenna - Defector

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