Andy Kalmowitz

Articles by Andy Kalmowitz

Ow! My Balls! - Jalopnik

Technology August 23, 2026

It would seem that those M Carbon Buckets, which did a commendable job of holding my thunder thighs in place, were designed with the express purpose of making sure I can't have children in the futureοΏ½...

Lamborghini Revuelto Miura 60Β° Homage Is Another Birthday Tribute To The First True Supercar - Jalopnik

Technology August 4, 2026

If, for whatever reason, Rosso Arancio isn't your style, and you want something that looks even less like a special edition Lamborghini, there are eight other colors to choose from: Giallo, Verde ScaοΏ½...

The Ferrari 12Cilindri Manuale's Stick-Shift Might Not Be 'Real' But You've Gotta Stop Freaking Out About It - Jalopnik

Technology July 7, 2026

Hell, even if you do consider it fake, it'll do a damn good job of playing pretend. Ferrari says it'll still shudder and stall just like a traditional manual transmission if you mess up your shifts. οΏ½...

Stellantis Says It's Going To Try Really Hard At Four Of Its 14 Brands - Jalopnik

Business April 26, 2026

There have been rumblings for quite some time that Stellantis should consider closing up shop on some of its brands especially those that overlap in Europe like Lancia, DS, CitroΓ«n and Opel. They all...

What Seemingly Normal Car Is Actually Pretty Weird? - Jalopnik

Technology January 24, 2026

That being said, my choice is a thoroughly modern car: the Dodge Charger Daytona Scat Pack coupe. It very well could be the weirdest car on sale today, full stop not just the weirdest mass-produced cοΏ½...

2026 Subaru Outback Wilderness Turns The Subaru-Ness Up To 11 - Jalopnik

Business January 23, 2026

All Outback Wildernesses are thankfully powered by Subaru's turbocharged 2.4-liter Boxer flat-four engine, putting out a solid 260 horsepower and 277 pound-feet of torque. It is, of course, mated up οΏ½...

In The Porsche 718 Cayman GT4 RS, Getting Lost Is The Best Part Of The Drive - Jalopnik

Technology December 29, 2025

0-60 times don't really matter, though. Outright speed is not what the 718 Cayman GT4 RS is about. It's about losing track of time on your favorite bit of road and having your girlfriend call you, asοΏ½...

What Car Never Lived Up To Its Potential? - Jalopnik

Technology December 19, 2025

My pick for this question is actually a fairly new car to the market: the Volkswagen ID Buzz. On the outside, it looks stellar. It's a wonderful throwback to the original VW Bus while not looking tooοΏ½...

Europe Gives Up On Its 2035 Internal Combustion Engine Ban - Jalopnik

Business December 13, 2025

There's trouble afoot in electric vehicle sales land. In November, global EV sales saw their slowest growth rate since February of 2024, thanks mostly to China's plateau and the end of the $7,500 fedοΏ½...